Hot Mess. Confess.

I am a Hot Mess. 21. loving life.

10knotes:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: kat-dennings)

So I got an idea

lustfuldemoness:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

Yes let me just go outside and talk to my rhinoceros neighbour, who resides in the town in which I am mayor, and then see what the alpaca merchants have for sale.

I’ll head into town hall afterward and talk to my anthropomorphic dog wife. 

(via the-tesator)

starline:

stormyteacup:

buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

This is obviously proof that coffee restores previously severed appendages.

(Source: maimedlion, via cracked)

blogust:

i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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